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If you’ve recently driven on the Glendale Freeway, your eye might have been caught by a big purple box with an attractive athletic face....

Friday the 13th has struck ERHS, leaving students and staff unsure of what will happen next. Locker 2706 has recently been reported to...

Not too long ago I saw a TikTok video… Well, “video” is pushing it… I saw a collection of photographs. Some TikTok user put together a...

We’ve all seen them, whether it’s when we’re walking from one class to another or sitting, waiting for school to start. Those big,...

The world is flawed. In Eagle Rock High School, within the wretched side room of Room 216, resides a microwave—tarnished by the cruelty...

In 1906, Eagle Rock constructed a vehicle so genius, so inventive, it would go down in history. It is heard in whispers when the topic of...

By Rex Hoskinson, Malcom Wade, and Vivienne Freeman

Words cannot describe the petulant hatred that festers inside me whenever this man appears on my television screen. No, good neighbors...

Panic struck Eagle Rock High School campus this morning after political commentator and The Daily Wire correspondent, Matt Walsh,...

Eagle Rock High School recently launched their “Foreign Exchange Student Program” where they have invited students from Europe to visit...

Recently, my girlfriend Ivy, who is obsessed with horror movies and media, discovered that I, being a coward, will literally scream at...

So. Mariah Carey. Alleged Queen of Christmas, occasional dolphin whisperer, dubbed the “Songbird Supreme”-- she does it all. Now think of...

I have compiled the most accurate and up-to-date ranking of Santa’s reindeer.

Christmas. The winter holiday known around the world. When thinking about gifts for friends and family, you probably want the perfect...

Even though chess is one of the oldest games in the world, it has been a staple for most board game closets around the world. People have...

My dog, Chinni, told me, while we were sitting down for tea the other day, that there are indeed a number of things on her Christmas...

The American people were notified early last week that Nebraska is no longer a part of the Union. The White House released a statement on...

Abraham Lincoln, Superman, Joey Chestnut. What do these names have in common? All great American heroes. As a red-blooded patriot, my...

Recently, students have been informed a tardy sweep will be taking place in-between periods. For the uninformed, the tardy sweep involves...

A few nights ago, my world fell into a shamble once again. I didn’t expect the day to come when my relationship came to an ultimate end...

Background After months of reaching out, the artists of Eagle Rock High School are finally getting a voice. An art appraiser has been...

"Today, we’re announcing an update like no other..."

A few weeks ago, I began writing an article entitled, “5 times Queen Elizabeth was funny”. This was before September 8th (aka the saddest...

After rebooting a tradition I thought we stopped doing years ago, the Pledge of Allegiance has been brought back as performed by Mr....

As the groundbreaking and critically acclaimed show, Better Call Saul, comes to a close; Vince Gilligan, creator of both Breaking Bad and...

Disclaimer: This is a fake news article based on the South Park episode “The Cissy,” season 18, episode 3. If you want this to make...

Odd statement but, I love celebrities – and I love to judge them.

NOTICE - This is the second part in a series. If you haven’t read the first one, go here. “One month!” I shouted in disbelief at Mr....

Anyone who gets the school’s lunch knows the obscene amount of cheese they stuff into all of their foods. Pizza, cheesy pillows, grilled...

The Boy Scouts have their own line of cookies.

TALLAHASSEE—Tensions have been mounting outside of a Postal Office in Tallahassee, Florida, as a local gang of Chihuahuas known as HAM,...

I can not keep a plant alive for the life of me. It is above my pay grade, beyond my capabilities, and in my opinion, a very overrated...

Waking up Monday morning, I hit my alarm and rolled out of bed. After stumbling around, I hit my light switch and rolled up the curtains,...

The only thing more annoying than the worthless apology of “Please excuse this interruption” over the intercom is the insufferable...

You know in movies how there’s always quirky and funny things written in the girls bathroom, like in “Super Bad” or “Booksmart”? We have...

Edward Durr, a truck driver from New Jersey, shockingly beat an opponent with twenty years of incumbency under his belt, Steve Sweeney,...

Can you hear it? The screams of children, the cries of old ladies struggling to lock their doors and seal their windows tight, the...

Rejoice, She-ra fans!

The previous school year was an interesting one, especially for seventh graders. There was a pandemic going on, and online school was in...

Activision has officially announced their plans to start seven new wars around the world to make more Call of Duty games. “We are very...

History has had many instances of great philosophers of the time trying to answer great questions of the time. What defines a human? How...

Lately, I’ve felt that there are some things missing here at Eagle Rock High, and I haven’t been able to figure out exactly what. But...

Russians. Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of them. I try to learn their language to prepare for this article, and I'm bombarded with...

I went to Disneyland a couple of weeks ago and was appalled by the nerve some of the other patrons had. How could these horrible people...

In a shocking turn of events today, the Coronavirus has suddenly disappeared, after running out of Greek letters. The deadly virus was...

There’s a new menace on Eagle Rock’s campus. No, it isn’t the DP program, I said a new menace. Even our beautiful, brand new, retrofitted...

Tensions rise between rival Eagles.

AMBER Alert: A 17 going on 28 Caucasian man missing after Rotten Tomatoes destroys Dear Evan Hansen’s chance at being a movie-musical...

It was around 11:50 am when I, like most students, was eating lunch at the tables. My mouth was dry from eating cheesy pockets that the...