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Si Taylor
Oct 22 min read
What was the Messi Experience?
If you’ve recently driven on the Glendale Freeway, your eye might have been caught by a big purple box with an attractive athletic face....
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Irene Maddox
Sep 132 min read
FRIDAY THE 13TH HITS ERHS
Friday the 13th has struck ERHS, leaving students and staff unsure of what will happen next. Locker 2706 has recently been reported to...
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Vivienne Freeman
Mar 55 min read
What I would leave on my teachers' graves
Not too long ago I saw a TikTok video… Well, “video” is pushing it… I saw a collection of photographs. Some TikTok user put together a...
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EDITH CROSHAW
Dec 6, 20233 min read
Breaking news: ravens plotting to take over the school
We’ve all seen them, whether it’s when we’re walking from one class to another or sitting, waiting for school to start. Those big,...
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Cedric Mallari & Sebastian Ashcraft
Nov 17, 20233 min read
Operation Microwash: the restoration of a microwave
The world is flawed. In Eagle Rock High School, within the wretched side room of Room 216, resides a microwave—tarnished by the cruelty...
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Vivienne Freeman
Sep 8, 20233 min read
We the people, want the trolley
In 1906, Eagle Rock constructed a vehicle so genius, so inventive, it would go down in history. It is heard in whispers when the topic of...
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ERStream
Jun 9, 20230 min read
Positive Graffiti
By Rex Hoskinson, Malcom Wade, and Vivienne Freeman
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Malcolm Wade
Feb 27, 20232 min read
I Will Squish Jake From Statefarm Between My Fingers
Words cannot describe the petulant hatred that festers inside me whenever this man appears on my television screen. No, good neighbors...
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Shepherd Lee Williams
Feb 27, 20233 min read
Matt Walsh reported harassing ERHS students with questions: “What even is a woman?”
Panic struck Eagle Rock High School campus this morning after political commentator and The Daily Wire correspondent, Matt Walsh,...
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Vivienne Freeman
Feb 27, 20231 min read
Exchange 1914
Eagle Rock High School recently launched their “Foreign Exchange Student Program” where they have invited students from Europe to visit...
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Ivy Klein and Jasper Mann
Jan 28, 20231 min read
Things Get a Little Jaspooky - Episode 1 : The Black Phone
Recently, my girlfriend Ivy, who is obsessed with horror movies and media, discovered that I, being a coward, will literally scream at...
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Meron Worku
Jan 19, 20232 min read
All I Want for Christmas is a mute button
So. Mariah Carey. Alleged Queen of Christmas, occasional dolphin whisperer, dubbed the “Songbird Supreme”-- she does it all. Now think of...
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Metzli Esparza
Jan 17, 20233 min read
Official Santa-approved reindeer ranking
I have compiled the most accurate and up-to-date ranking of Santa’s reindeer.
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Shiogo Allen
Jan 17, 20233 min read
Top ten best presents for people you hate
Christmas. The winter holiday known around the world. When thinking about gifts for friends and family, you probably want the perfect...
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Si Taylor
Jan 12, 20232 min read
Chess players rejoice after new update is announced
Even though chess is one of the oldest games in the world, it has been a staple for most board game closets around the world. People have...
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Avni Koppula
Dec 16, 20226 min read
10 things my dog wants for Christmas
My dog, Chinni, told me, while we were sitting down for tea the other day, that there are indeed a number of things on her Christmas...
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Izak Menta
Dec 9, 20222 min read
Nebraska secedes from the US
The American people were notified early last week that Nebraska is no longer a part of the Union. The White House released a statement on...
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Vivienne Freeman
Dec 5, 20223 min read
My personal hero: Joey Chestnut
Abraham Lincoln, Superman, Joey Chestnut. What do these names have in common? All great American heroes. As a red-blooded patriot, my...
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Alfonso Marone
Nov 29, 20222 min read
Students protest the tardy sweeps
Recently, students have been informed a tardy sweep will be taking place in-between periods. For the uninformed, the tardy sweep involves...
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Kat Barlet
Nov 29, 20224 min read
THE BEABADOOBEE PANDEMIC
A few nights ago, my world fell into a shamble once again. I didn’t expect the day to come when my relationship came to an ultimate end...
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Vivienne Freeman
Nov 16, 20224 min read
Art appraiser set to visit ERHS bathrooms
Background After months of reaching out, the artists of Eagle Rock High School are finally getting a voice. An art appraiser has been...
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Izak Menta
Oct 20, 20222 min read
Apple puts end to decades-long facade of integrity
"Today, we’re announcing an update like no other..."
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Victor Pack
Oct 17, 20222 min read
The BBC stole my article
A few weeks ago, I began writing an article entitled, “5 times Queen Elizabeth was funny”. This was before September 8th (aka the saddest...
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Malcolm Wade
Sep 21, 20222 min read
Mr. Steinorth shocked that nobody does the Pledge of Allegiance
After rebooting a tradition I thought we stopped doing years ago, the Pledge of Allegiance has been brought back as performed by Mr....
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Sasha Bercovici
Sep 21, 20223 min read
AMC to release Breaking Bad reboot named Baking Bad
As the groundbreaking and critically acclaimed show, Better Call Saul, comes to a close; Vince Gilligan, creator of both Breaking Bad and...
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Anabella Caudillo
Jun 7, 20223 min read
Breaking News: Lorde is a 50 year old man??!!
Disclaimer: This is a fake news article based on the South Park episode “The Cissy,” season 18, episode 3. If you want this to make...
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Anabella Caudillo
Apr 6, 20226 min read
1-10, A Celebrity Crush Rating By Yours Truly
Odd statement but, I love celebrities – and I love to judge them.
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Malcolm Wade
Apr 6, 20224 min read
Conspiracheese part II: Brieing the school from cheese
NOTICE - This is the second part in a series. If you haven’t read the first one, go here. “One month!” I shouted in disbelief at Mr....
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Malcolm Wade
Mar 29, 20223 min read
Conspiracheese: Say Gouda riddance to the Cheese Lobby
Anyone who gets the school’s lunch knows the obscene amount of cheese they stuff into all of their foods. Pizza, cheesy pillows, grilled...
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Owen Taylor
Mar 18, 20224 min read
Every boy scout cookie, reviewed
The Boy Scouts have their own line of cookies.
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Izak Menta
Mar 16, 20223 min read
Band of Chihuahuas lay siege to post office
TALLAHASSEE—Tensions have been mounting outside of a Postal Office in Tallahassee, Florida, as a local gang of Chihuahuas known as HAM,...
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Anika Norton
Mar 4, 20224 min read
How to keep a plant alive from someone who can’t
I can not keep a plant alive for the life of me. It is above my pay grade, beyond my capabilities, and in my opinion, a very overrated...
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Shiogo Allen
Feb 24, 20223 min read
Are we being watched? The Chromebook conspiracy
Waking up Monday morning, I hit my alarm and rolled out of bed. After stumbling around, I hit my light switch and rolled up the curtains,...
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Malcolm Wade
Feb 17, 20223 min read
Fire alarms go on strike after allegations of unnecessary pulling
The only thing more annoying than the worthless apology of “Please excuse this interruption” over the intercom is the insufferable...
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Romy Griego
Feb 3, 20222 min read
Things written in the girl's bathroom
You know in movies how there’s always quirky and funny things written in the girls bathroom, like in “Super Bad” or “Booksmart”? We have...
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Malcolm Wade
Feb 2, 20223 min read
Candidate’s polls go up 523% after triple-dog-daring people to vote for him
Edward Durr, a truck driver from New Jersey, shockingly beat an opponent with twenty years of incumbency under his belt, Steve Sweeney,...
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Lauren Acevedo
Jan 26, 20224 min read
The zombie apocalypse is coming
Can you hear it? The screams of children, the cries of old ladies struggling to lock their doors and seal their windows tight, the...
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Sophia Dueñas
Jan 24, 20222 min read
Chris Pratt to voice Adora in new “She-ra” movie
Rejoice, She-ra fans!
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Shiogo Allen
Jan 19, 20222 min read
Dogs or cats?
The previous school year was an interesting one, especially for seventh graders. There was a pandemic going on, and online school was in...
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Malcolm Wade
Dec 16, 20212 min read
Activision to start 7 new wars to make more call of duty games off of
Activision has officially announced their plans to start seven new wars around the world to make more Call of Duty games. “We are very...
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Sasha Bercovici
Dec 16, 20213 min read
Halloween vs. Christmas: the greatest question of our time
History has had many instances of great philosophers of the time trying to answer great questions of the time. What defines a human? How...
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Izak Menta
Dec 16, 20213 min read
5 ways to improve ERHS
Lately, I’ve felt that there are some things missing here at Eagle Rock High, and I haven’t been able to figure out exactly what. But...
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Owen Taylor
Dec 7, 20213 min read
Russians infiltrate the Eagle's Scream
Russians. Everywhere I go, I'm reminded of them. I try to learn their language to prepare for this article, and I'm bombarded with...
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Naomi Ortiz
Nov 14, 20213 min read
Dos and Don’ts of Disneyland: A Letter from an Angry Patron
I went to Disneyland a couple of weeks ago and was appalled by the nerve some of the other patrons had. How could these horrible people...
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Malcolm Wade
Nov 1, 20212 min read
Coronavirus suddenly disappears after running out of Greek letters
In a shocking turn of events today, the Coronavirus has suddenly disappeared, after running out of Greek letters. The deadly virus was...
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Izak Menta
Oct 25, 20213 min read
Heavy backpacks cause seismic damage on campus
There’s a new menace on Eagle Rock’s campus. No, it isn’t the DP program, I said a new menace. Even our beautiful, brand new, retrofitted...
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Eden Greene
Oct 19, 20212 min read
Raiders vs. Chargers, student vs. teacher, Chromebook vs. chair
Tensions rise between rival Eagles.
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Daniza Jeanne
Oct 15, 20212 min read
Words fail to describe how punchable Ben Platt’s face is
AMBER Alert: A 17 going on 28 Caucasian man missing after Rotten Tomatoes destroys Dear Evan Hansen’s chance at being a movie-musical...
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Malcolm Wade
Oct 7, 20213 min read
WHOEVER KEEPS STEALING MY CHOCOLATE MILK BETTER SQUARE UP
It was around 11:50 am when I, like most students, was eating lunch at the tables. My mouth was dry from eating cheesy pockets that the...
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